The ask chest.. opens
Shortsword: “…I- I can’t get…this s-song out of m-…No…what would Captain Redhooves do?!…but it-it’s s-uch a nice song…”
((Don’t worry Shortsword, eldritch stories help build character….that scar and never go away…))
Most cyclops ponies believe that hanging a visage of yours truly above their door frames protects their homes from dark magics, evil spirits, witches, warlocks, weasels, and all other nasty things that may creep in the night. Of course I think they just do it because they love their beloved princess sooooooo much!
Can’t a guy make a late-night cake?
Your ‘weapon’ perspective is intriguing
((The turkey is not in the oven!!! I have not yet chosen a basting option!))
((For your amusement,
The only version of him that wouldn’t mind in the slightest if you find him cute. As long as you feed him that adoration.))
((This is your captain speaking.
We are approaching a storm system and are expecting some turbulence.
We ask that you please fasten your seat belts as well as pull down the blinds on your windows as the storm will be potentially frightening.
Please be advised that should you choose to utilize the parachutes to your left, you are likely to be pummeled by hail and the heavy rainfall of followers and anons.
Thank you and enjoy your flight.))
I hear people bronze their baby shoes but I don’t believe that means they worship them.
If there was a changeling me, we could go with that.
If there was.
Which there isn’t.
(How big is the tumblrverse again?)