Oh, pegasus! Hooves down!

….

Although I mean it would be ‘hooves up’ in that case. It’s just an expression.

((Just a note that sometimes I horde certain asks so I can hopefully use them better. If I don’t get to it that might be why))

If you mean music, then I gotta say only adults can afford the concert tickets and records

And impromptu singing around town is more show-tune

I don’t get a chance to listen that often, but I think it’s cool

If you mean rock farms, than ugh no.

Tell you what, we help you, gratis, and then trade you for help the next time our own house blows up.

ponybalderdashery:

Please stop.

….
The ability to eat food.

Oh ya! The dentist! Doctor Minuette Ph.D, her office referred to either ‘The Minute Shine’ or ‘The Minute Whine’ depending on who you ask

I haven’t met her.

I HAVE met her assistant, Cinnamon Heart or Cinnamon Twist or something, and she seemed convinced they could hawk toothpaste for us if we could get a partnership with a toothpaste company.

She even gave us some postal addresses for the people they hand out free samples for.

We actually had a pretty good business at our last place. Most of those clients won’t help us now…after things. But dad feels sure we’re set to start over.

askgargle:

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((Adding ‘whiplash injuries’ and ‘nerve-wrackingly demanding school program’ to the list!Milestone post in early stages. Will feature only Gargle instead of doing a contest))

askgargle:

((Hello new and potential followers!
Just a reminder that AskGargle is currently in low maintenance mode while the mod is sick

To view the story arc and other more…effortful posts, please visit the buttons!

And continue asking questions, I am attempting to answer them whenever I can

Thank you and enjoy your stay))

((Adding ‘whiplash injuries’ and ‘nerve-wrackingly demanding school program’ to the list!

Milestone post in early stages. Will feature only Gargle instead of doing a contest))

Did someone say "cake?" I would like some cake, please!

Well, I guess two people can’t finish a cake on their own.

Well, within reason