ponybalderdashery:

Please stop.

….
The ability to eat food.

Oh ya! The dentist! Doctor Minuette Ph.D, her office referred to either ‘The Minute Shine’ or ‘The Minute Whine’ depending on who you ask

I haven’t met her.

I HAVE met her assistant, Cinnamon Heart or Cinnamon Twist or something, and she seemed convinced they could hawk toothpaste for us if we could get a partnership with a toothpaste company.

She even gave us some postal addresses for the people they hand out free samples for.

We actually had a pretty good business at our last place. Most of those clients won’t help us now…after things. But dad feels sure we’re set to start over.

askgargle:

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((Adding ‘whiplash injuries’ and ‘nerve-wrackingly demanding school program’ to the list!Milestone post in early stages. Will feature only Gargle instead of doing a contest))

askgargle:

((Hello new and potential followers!
Just a reminder that AskGargle is currently in low maintenance mode while the mod is sick

To view the story arc and other more…effortful posts, please visit the buttons!

And continue asking questions, I am attempting to answer them whenever I can

Thank you and enjoy your stay))

((Adding ‘whiplash injuries’ and ‘nerve-wrackingly demanding school program’ to the list!

Milestone post in early stages. Will feature only Gargle instead of doing a contest))

Did someone say "cake?" I would like some cake, please!

Well, I guess two people can’t finish a cake on their own.

Well, within reason

Can I have some late night cake?

Only if you share

ponybalderdashery:

askmedusapony:

thehornlessminotaur:

ask-thaumaturge-pony:

The ask chest.. opens

Shortsword: “…I- I can’t get…this s-song out of m-…No…what would Captain Redhooves do?!…but it-it’s s-uch a nice song…”

((Don’t worry Shortsword, eldritch stories help build character….that scar and never go away…))

Most cyclops ponies believe that hanging a visage of yours truly above their door frames protects their homes from dark magics, evil spirits, witches, warlocks, weasels, and all other nasty things that may creep in the night. Of course I think they just do it because they love their beloved princess sooooooo much!

((It’s funny because Romans and Greeks used to do the exact same thing))

Can’t a guy make a late-night cake?

You're cuteness is reaching critical levels that it's dangerous to be around

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Your ‘weapon’ perspective is intriguing

Is the Turkey in the oven yet? I can't wait for this nice dinner we'll be having

((The turkey is not in the oven!!! I have not yet chosen a basting option!))