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The ask chest.. opens

Shortsword: “…I- I can’t get…this s-song out of m-…No…what would Captain Redhooves do?!…but it-it’s s-uch a nice song…”

((Don’t worry Shortsword, eldritch stories help build character….that scar and never go away…))

Most cyclops ponies believe that hanging a visage of yours truly above their door frames protects their homes from dark magics, evil spirits, witches, warlocks, weasels, and all other nasty things that may creep in the night. Of course I think they just do it because they love their beloved princess sooooooo much!

((It’s funny because Romans and Greeks used to do the exact same thing))

Can’t a guy make a late-night cake?

You're cuteness is reaching critical levels that it's dangerous to be around

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Your ‘weapon’ perspective is intriguing

Is the Turkey in the oven yet? I can't wait for this nice dinner we'll be having

((The turkey is not in the oven!!! I have not yet chosen a basting option!))

((The guests are coming over but the turkey isn’t in the oven))

((The guests are coming over but the turkey isn’t in the oven))

((For your amusement,

A Gargling

The only version of him that wouldn’t mind in the slightest if you find him cute. As long as you feed him that adoration.))

((For your amusement,

A Gargling

The only version of him that wouldn’t mind in the slightest if you find him cute. As long as you feed him that adoration.))

((This is your captain speaking.

We are approaching a storm system and are expecting some turbulence.

We ask that you please fasten your seat belts as well as pull down the blinds on your windows as the storm will be potentially frightening.

Please be advised that should you choose to utilize the parachutes to your left, you are likely to be pummeled by hail and the heavy rainfall of followers and anons.

Thank you and enjoy your flight.))

ALL the trees.

answer your god this one question hear me only one question does thou praise tha booty???

I hear people bronze their baby shoes but I don’t believe that means they worship them.

Wait, wouldn't "Gargling" be the name of a changeling version of Gargle? o:

If there was a changeling me, we could go with that.

If there was.

Which there isn’t.

Probably.

(How big is the tumblrverse again?)

That’s my thing.